Many subs/slaves when looking for a new dominant turn to personal adverts. Some prefer to reply, some are brave enough to post their own and are then inundated with replies from those who claim to be dominant. I say claim, because in my experience i have found very few who have replied to ads i have placed, are in fact genuine or what i would call domainant.

I thought perhaps it was time to share some of these with others in the hope that it will help those who are thinking of replying to an ad, and what not to say if you are trying to impress a sub.

"Looks are not everything, of course, but are also relevant to my decision so please also include a photograph this time. I would prefer a full body shot and preferably of you naked so I can form a better opinion."

Now why would someone who says looks aren't everything go on to ask not just for a picture, but a full length nude photo...hmmmmm...

"If you are serious and genuine, you can phone me on: (phone number removed). Don't withhold your number, as I never answer such calls."

Most genuine dominants would understand a subs need to maybe try and protect herself by witholding a phone number certainly the first time she called a relative stranger.

"Right what is required of you now is a letter to me explaining what sort of scenarios you wish to partake in (although being your master, it is ultimately down to me), and grovelling to allow you to become my slave. You will also be required to tell me about your personal details, and if possible send a photo, don't worry if you can't, but be warned it will not be forgotten and you will be punished for it in due course. A meeting on the net will then be the next course of action. I expect a reply immediately, you may address me as Sir."

This reply wasn't even worth responding to. The man was certainly not my master as i had only exchanged one mail with him. Anyone who asks you to grovel to be allowed to be their slave in my oppinion was not the sort of dominant i was interested in. It sounds too much like online roleplay rather than real life negotiation and communication. I also wasn't impressed with being asked for a photo and if i didn't have one available, like many don't, i was going to be punished. As for addressing him Sir, again that to me sounds too much like a role playing fantasy at that stage in the communciations.

"To be honest, I do not have any experience of being a Master. But since I have been a slave (that's why I mentioned it), I do know how to train and treat a slave. A female who becomes my slave must tell me how she likes to be treated, and I will treat her accordingly"

Hmmmmm...maybe i am old fashioned but i don't hold with the school of thought that thinks to be a good dominant you have to have been a sub first. In this case i think the last line kind of suggests that this is a male sub who can't find a fem domme so has decided in desperation to switch and pretend to be a dom in the hope of luring some innocent fem sub into his clutches, and try to persuade her to dom him, by giving her orders of course .

"I am a very experienced and imaginative Master. However, I am very visual so it is essential for me that you be visually acceptable; that is slim with a fine body. If that is the case, I should be delighted to hear from you."

So many times i had mails like this. I found that i instantly dismissed the mails that came from people like this. One reason is that i am not slim, but even if i had of been i would have felt the same way. To me it shows a shallowness that the person can't see any deeper than looks alone.

"Just a short form of introduction. How i found your page i don`t really know, what brings me to drop you a line, i don`t really know. What i do know is i think i may have some sort of....em part of me which is going down this path....if you can understand."

I never really got to the bottom of this reply. It is important to be clear and concise when replying to an ad.

"Dear Lady, I fear that training you will be long and difficult you have already showed the signs of being tardy and I would have to take you in hand and teach you to be mindful of others."

Erm...i never really found out what it was that i was supposed to have done that were signs of tardiness. I presumed this was someone who was into CP type role play scenarios.

More quotes which i will leave you to draw your own conclusions to. They are exactly as they came without any changes to grammar, spelling or punctuation.

"Morning slave. You have found your master by replying to me. I am fair but strict, cruel and kind. Very experienced. Write now to (e-mail address removed) or regret it."

"30's male. Attractive, I need U."

"I'm also markedly fondling animal, and I love to sit close to each other, and fiddling with women. I cut like to piercing your pussy ore breast, so I always near where you are. And I will have you rest of yours life and totally controlled you, and educate you to totally sexslave, and wife."

"Hello there You can Be my slave If you send me your Photos they must be nude and show your tattooes and Pieresings. Then tell me your past as I want a well used and Experrienced slave have not time for lessons. I am totaly without mercy."

"Hi! I am looking for a female slave. I can abused you with all kinds of means. I can bind you tightly with a pliable rope or put gag into my mouth. I can also put gag-bit into your mouth, tie you with bridle, ride you and whip your hip. By my impelling control, You agonized helpless. you'll feel like a cyprian girl. Can I train you becoming my pet slave?"

"Send photo and detailled describtion!"

"I am a Master with immense experience who has an opening in his stable, and has chosen you to be his next sub."

"In my opinion you are mental, wanting another human being to beat the shit out of you, for your own pleasure. People get sent to prison for beating wifes and you are advertising for it, How sick you are! For your info the message i sent was a blanket e-mail sent to all advertisers. The replies are going to be used in my future phsychology masters paper examining why people are involved in the BDSM lifestyle. In my opinion you are sick and need looking at, but mind you, you would probably get turned on being injected in the head to try and stop your freaky tendencies."

"reply!"

"I'M totally for real - and YOU'RE the one who's looking - which doesn't surprise me at all as you're a direspectful bitch and not worth my time or anyone else's. get real and get lucky, waster."

©tiana 2000-2005