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- Hmm, I've never tried this in real life before, but I'm the
best there is at it on-line.
- Girlfriend, honey, whatcha doing? You are not going to believe this!
Guess who stopped over today? Yes!! And she's still here, just hanging
out...
- By any chance, does your mother drive a white Hyundai?
- Wow, your blood's a really pretty shade of red!
- Now children, see what happens to bad boys and girls who don't
listen to their parents?
- You remind me a lot of my ex. That frigging idiot
who bled me dry and left me.
- You do have health insurance, right?
- Just out of curiosity, umm, you weren't planning a
career as an athlete, were you?
- I wish this came with an instruction manual.
- Gee, the last person I did this to is still in a coma.
- Do you know which end of this I'm supposed to insert in you?
- If you were me, where would hide a body so no one would find it?
- You don't mind if I let the pit bull in, do you? She's barking
up a storm out there.
- There is a really big spider on the wall right next to your arm.
- I'll be right back, I forgot I have an appointment at the hairdresser's.
- Have you given any thought as to what you want in your obituary?
- I never really liked you to begin with...
- (complete and total silence)
- Oh man, you don't remember what I did with the key, do you?
- umm, 911? Yeah, I think I made a slight error...
- Honey?!? You're home early!
- I told you I am a Pro Domme. And you haven't paid me yet. Oh,
that's OK, I'll just take it out of your wallet now so you don't have
to remember to do it later.
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