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- The minute you start to get intimate with her, she giggles and starts
humming the first line to "It's A Small World After All".
- He's up against the kitchen table, you're caning him and he's reading
sports section and having his morning coffee.
- You send him for the hairbrush, and he asks whether or not you're going
to finally do something about hiding the gray in your hair.
- You tell her to dress like a slut, and she returns in one of your mother's
favorite outfits.
- You apply clothespins to his nipples and testicles; he removes them long
enough to hang the laundry.
- She calls out her safeword; you stop and ask if she's OK - she informs
you she's missing Melrose Place.
- You tell him no masturbation for a week, and he pouts that all the
other Mistresses are letting their slaves do it.
- You tie her up during a bondage demo, and when you turn to the
audience to explain your technique, not only has she gotten undone, she's
performing rope tricks for the crowd.
- You order him to count during a spanking, and he does his
best Dracula imitation.
- You tell her to keep track of the cropping, and she counts
"1, 2, 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 25, 50, 75, done."
- After an intense scene, you're covered with sweat and physically
drained and she's griping that she chipped her nail polish.
- You say need a back rub, and he replies "a face lift wouldn't
hurt, either".
- In the middle of getting paddled, your sub looks right at you
and says "oh yeah, like you meant it!"
- You can't find your favorite flogger - that is, until you notice
the new macrame plant holder hanging in the corner.
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